FUCK GOOGLE

Google needs no introduction, i'll just go straight to talking shit about it

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AI AI AI AI AI AI AI

I DON'T NEED AI TO THINK FOR ME! THANK YOU VERY MUCH, why the fuck is the SEARCH ENGINE forcefully shoving AI bullshit up my #$%, literally NO ONE ASKED FOR THISSSSSS!!!!! I only need google to give me the wikipedia page i need, how does that even gives google money? you can't really bias the AI lol, grok got lobotomized how many times? not even talking about google's "ai mode".
It's also on youtube for some reason!! Like what's the point of an AI video summary under my video??? Wouldn't that make me not that the video?? What's the point?? But the worst crime is the AI dubbing, which replaces the original voice with freaking text to speech, and btw YOU CANNOT DISABLE IT!!!! YOUTUBE,IF I'M WATCHING A VIDEO THAT IS ON ENGLISH, IT'S BECAUSE I KNOW THE FUCKING LANGUAGE!! Anyway, to try to go around that I changed the language of youtube to english, and later a portuguese video got auto dubbed to english so fuck my life

"Your" phone

Everyday a new reason to root my phone, with every update android gets more and more limited, for some reason google thinks that everyone is a 7 year old ready to delete system32, like, it's more understandable to lock me out of folders like /sys , but unless you root your phone, there's so many folders that just give "access denied", like, EXCUSE ME?? THAT'S LITERALLY MY OWN PHONE!! the worst offender gotta be not being able to access android/data , no stardew valley save editing, no CAL polymap editing, no FNF modding, all in the name of security
Oh yea and in 2026 you gonna need to doxx yourself to google to make apps so that's fun, who needs privacy! I got nothing to hide! haha